hi. im on vacation. i like flowers. bright- colourful- flowers. no im kidding. or am i????????
the world may never know!
but i know.
cause i have........
super powers.
good night everybody.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Kicking it with my KFC grilled chicken
Hi, I was just in the neighbourhood when I saw a thing called a computer and I thought that I should start typing stuff on it. This is the result. I'm gonna eat some chicken now, I just bought it from KFC. It's the new kentucky grilled chicken, ITS SUPER DUPER AMAZING. No I'm just kidding I haven't eaten KFC in a year and I want to try eating the new chicken but I can't cause I'm busy every day. Ok well see you in the his house later.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Revive'D!
im in school is back baby!
Time for some pwnage to all the poop out there that is green!
I am not drunk. Anyways this is a revive'd post, which is a post that will potentially revive this blog. For now....*insert crazy laughter here*.
Time for the main newz.
I saw the movie 'Zombieland' yesterday. It was AWESOME!
My rating: 5 zombie heads out of 5.
K SEE YA EVERYBODY!
Time for some pwnage to all the poop out there that is green!
I am not drunk. Anyways this is a revive'd post, which is a post that will potentially revive this blog. For now....*insert crazy laughter here*.
Time for the main newz.
I saw the movie 'Zombieland' yesterday. It was AWESOME!
My rating: 5 zombie heads out of 5.
K SEE YA EVERYBODY!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
duh
Duh - the saying many humans say when an idiot says or asks something that is either completely obvious or completely stupid.
What is up my friends?! Today I will talk about a three letter word, duh.
Now, allow me to give you some interesting examples about it.
Example 1: Tim: "Hi Bob!"
Bob: " Hi Tim, do you want to go get some doughnuts!"
Tim: "Sorry, but we're not friends anymore since I obviously want doughnuts, duh.
See? Tim just labeled Bob with a 'duh' move.
Now there is one more example.
Example 2: Jim: "Hi Rob!"
Rob: "Hi Jim, do you want to go get a new video game, it just came out and it is
supposed to be amazing.
Jim: "Duh, you stupid donkey-headed moron."
Rob: "Okay, dude, calm the language down a bit."
Jim: " Sorry, buddy, but if your big fat ears can't handle my superior....-ness, then
we cannot be friends....anymore!
BOOM! Did you just read how badly Jim owned Rob with that line! That was amazing!
Wow, Jim is a genius.
Anyways, that is the meaning of the word, duh.
What is up my friends?! Today I will talk about a three letter word, duh.
Now, allow me to give you some interesting examples about it.
Example 1: Tim: "Hi Bob!"
Bob: " Hi Tim, do you want to go get some doughnuts!"
Tim: "Sorry, but we're not friends anymore since I obviously want doughnuts, duh.
See? Tim just labeled Bob with a 'duh' move.
Now there is one more example.
Example 2: Jim: "Hi Rob!"
Rob: "Hi Jim, do you want to go get a new video game, it just came out and it is
supposed to be amazing.
Jim: "Duh, you stupid donkey-headed moron."
Rob: "Okay, dude, calm the language down a bit."
Jim: " Sorry, buddy, but if your big fat ears can't handle my superior....-ness, then
we cannot be friends....anymore!
BOOM! Did you just read how badly Jim owned Rob with that line! That was amazing!
Wow, Jim is a genius.
Anyways, that is the meaning of the word, duh.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
food
I like food. Some foods that I like are cheesecake and chocolate. Don't forget pizza and macaroni, oh yeah and pasta. Mmmmm.... good foods deserve to be in my digestive system.
Well, I thought that today I would tell a story about food. Food is good. Everybody in the world needs food and water to survive. I like food. It's good. But, one day, foods like broccoli and apples formed an alliance against me, and they forced me to eat them and then go to the washroom to get rid of them so that they can force me to eat them again. But don't worry, I had a plan. I snapped the broccoli's neck while ripping the apple's core out. Anyways, I WON!
Well, I gotta go for today, I will give you an update on the latest news tommorow.
Well, I thought that today I would tell a story about food. Food is good. Everybody in the world needs food and water to survive. I like food. It's good. But, one day, foods like broccoli and apples formed an alliance against me, and they forced me to eat them and then go to the washroom to get rid of them so that they can force me to eat them again. But don't worry, I had a plan. I snapped the broccoli's neck while ripping the apple's core out. Anyways, I WON!
Well, I gotta go for today, I will give you an update on the latest news tommorow.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Storytime!
STORYTIME IS A TIME 4 FUN!
STORYTIME IS A TIME 4 STORIES!
Hello kids! Welcome to storytime!!
Today we will talk about chickens!
Chickens. They are food, but also animals. Speaking of chickens, I remember one of my old friends was a chicken.....literally. He would screech all day because I liked to each chicken at the circus. One day Conan the chicken died...Conan was my friend's name by the way. It was very sad at the time....very sad, but you know I found out that it was all a dream so I jumped out of my bed to see that Conan was sitting right infront of me. Okay children of the world, by children I mean my classmates, school is almost over, and I am going to stop posting blogs as soon as June is over. Sorry, but I don't really care, this was a school assignment.
STORYTIME IS A TIME 4 STORIES!
Hello kids! Welcome to storytime!!
Today we will talk about chickens!
Chickens. They are food, but also animals. Speaking of chickens, I remember one of my old friends was a chicken.....literally. He would screech all day because I liked to each chicken at the circus. One day Conan the chicken died...Conan was my friend's name by the way. It was very sad at the time....very sad, but you know I found out that it was all a dream so I jumped out of my bed to see that Conan was sitting right infront of me. Okay children of the world, by children I mean my classmates, school is almost over, and I am going to stop posting blogs as soon as June is over. Sorry, but I don't really care, this was a school assignment.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Good Times
WOOOOOOOO. 16 posts and still going, I feel like a smart person. Anyways, sorry I haven't been posting a lot lately, but you can't blame me since I was sick and had to do another school project, who cares though, only my classmates actually go to my blog. Alright bored friends, let's go surf the net for some entertainment.
First, a fail video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrNQGxS1tw
Next, a cat video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8HfmXzpJ1Q&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded
And finally, a picture.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Now a story!
Yesterday, while I was observing the television in my room, I saw this dog stuck in a tree. I looked at him and I said, "Hey dog man!", ... he didn't answer. So I screamed at him, "HELLO, IDIOT, I'M TALKING TO YOU DUMB DOG!" , but then....he said," Woof." . I was shocked to see and hear that coming out of a canine's mouth. I thought they meowed.
GOODBYE FOAR DA DAY FOLKS!
First, a fail video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VrNQGxS1tw
Next, a cat video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8HfmXzpJ1Q&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded
And finally, a picture.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Now a story!
Yesterday, while I was observing the television in my room, I saw this dog stuck in a tree. I looked at him and I said, "Hey dog man!", ... he didn't answer. So I screamed at him, "HELLO, IDIOT, I'M TALKING TO YOU DUMB DOG!" , but then....he said," Woof." . I was shocked to see and hear that coming out of a canine's mouth. I thought they meowed.
GOODBYE FOAR DA DAY FOLKS!
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